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Contrary to popular belief, the recent article in the April 18th edition of The Sentinel, I was NOT arrested on April 13th. In fact I was never arrested!

Although the name, place, and age are close to mine, they are ALL WRONG!! The name is wrong, the age is wrong, and the city, well, it's close.

Because someone at work saw a 'similarity' to me, and when my direct supervisors, those in which whom I work with every day, couldn't confirm it was me; had taken it upon themselves to report an arrest to the security office in which holds my clearance.

Now of course this went to my company's security office, which, by the way, WAS kind enough and smart enough to confirm the report, yet I was DAMN close to losing my job, my clearance, and my respect. All because of mistaken identity, and a quick "I'm sorry"...

You would think that after five years working there, establishing what I thought was friendships, people would have known my full name...Christ, it's on my frigging badge I wear every day!

My age? It's on 42 different government documents. We all know each others ages, and how hard would it be to casually ask me when my birthday was or how old I am?

No, instead, we'll just call it close and run with it. Does it help I know NO ONE in Mount Holly? So thanks so much to some real shoot-from-the-hip government employees, I now have to submit emails and signed letters that will be attached to my security profile at the base as well as my company stating that because of non-confirmed reports and here say, the man that is described in this article is positively NOT ME!

I have no arrests, no convictions, no bail, no probation, no protection orders. I do have 2 speeding tickets ... from 23 years ago!

Thanks, fellas! Much appreciated!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Eric competed in his first TSA (Technology Student Association) event last month. He has been selected to compete in the state competition event in April. He competed in 3 events; Film, Musical Composition, and Systems Control Technology.

His group took first place in Systems Control Technology, third in Film, and third in Musical Composition.

His film entry, Death by a Salesman, has a trailer you can watch at http://www.youtube.com/user/FuzzyClay, as well as other projects he and his crew have done. His web site is www.fuzzyclay.com.

For more information on TSA, check out http://www.tsaweb.org/

Congratulations, and good luck at state!